Inopaque thinks ice cream brands have been feeling themselves a little too hard lately. somewhere along the way, “fun little treat” turned into corporate performance art with a $9 pint and a paragraph-long mission statement about ethical vanilla beans. the charm is gone. the transparency is fake. the vibes are off. Inopaque is exactly what it sounds like: inopaque. finally, an ice cream brand with only slightly questionable brand affiliations and a consumer-first commitment to having a good time instead of pretending we’re changing the world through frozen dairy.